This song is seriously a mostly-true account of getting blackout drunk at a party in early summer 2014 and worrying that I had made a fool of myself or worse to a person I had been flirting with all night. I actually had three passes to the zoo, I did not go on my own, I brought my former roommates in August. The title is a dual Simpsons-Drake joke that I am trash for even thinking of.
A slightly fictionalized account
of you leaving your umbrella at my house.
I sprinted to get it for you, but I blacked out.
It doesn't happen often
but I assume you got it
because I haven't seen it
something that I said?
And in my last lucid steps I had decided
to leave my comfort zone long enough to have invited you
to visit the zoo (someone gave me two free passes)
but now I'm too embarrassed
so I went by myself twice.
Can't say that I related
to emulate the predator.